Teacher: Good morning. Today we are going to find definitions for some of the words contained in John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men.
Students: <Groan, grimace, guffaw>
Teacher: The paper that I am passing out has 20 words on it. Use the dictionaries from the bookshelf to find the meaning for each word. Hand in the paper when you are finished.
THE END
So, at the end of this vocabulary lesson, I felt a little like Lane Meyer in this class:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmdVqCNev6Q&x-yt-ts=1422503916&x-yt-cl=85027636&feature=player_detailpage

I essentially spent 45 minutes copying words from a dictionary onto a piece of paper. Then, after we had read the text, I would be expected to remember the definitions well enough to correctly match each word with a coordinating definition on a multiple-choice test. Can you see where this instruction left me a little bewildered and frustrated?
In the week's vocabulary reading by Harmon, Wood, and Hendrick, it states that teachers must help students do three things in order to effectively teach vocabulary to students: define the terms, put the terms in context, and demonstrate correct application of the terms. What good is it to find the definitions to words we don't know if we will never be able to understand how the words fit into the text or how to use the words correctly or be given an opportunity to use the words? In order to prepare students for college and careers, we must help them develop their literacy. They have to become acquainted with vocabulary specific to various disciplines, but we also need to teach them how to decode new words in their own reading so that they will become independent readers who have the tools to succeed.
You may find this surprising, but I plan on doing my vocabulary instruction in a way that does not resemble the Lehi High instruction in any way, shape, or form because I want my students to actually learn the vocabulary from my class. I plan on having hands-on activities to test students' understanding of words (e.g. Pictionary and charades) in ways that accommodate different learning styles. I also want to be sure and include our vocabulary words in my own communication so students can understand how these words are used in context and become accustomed to hearing them spoken. When students are asked to write in their journals or draft essays, they will be encouraged and expected to use the vocabulary words in their own texts to show me that they truly understand them. I want my students to be immersed in the vocabulary of English so that it becomes a part of them.
As for the definitions from the dictionary, I will save those as punishment for students who don't like "Better Off Dead."